long face. short plan.

Retard
Jean

Jean showed up with the haircut, the moustache and absolutely no idea what happens next. Somehow that became the whole plan.

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Retard Jean
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JEAN IN
THE WILD

NO ROADMAP.
JUST JEAN.

No complicated lore. No ten-page manifesto. Just one suspicious haircut, one moustache and a face stretched way past reasonable limits.

NAMERETARD JEAN
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